More on Monica n Divha

A shoal of CAPS United fans last week assaulted David Kutyauripo, former son of the “Green Machine” over a perennially-controversial-mistress Monica Chikasha who is allegedly now seeing a Boomerang-based money changer, Real Soccer Investigating Unit can exclusively reveal.
According to sources in the know of how the fiasco ensued, Kutyauripo, after having gotten wind that a Bommerang-based money changer had stolen the heart of Monica and the duo was living in fantasyland, allegedly made advances to challenge the “snatcher” of his “soul-mate” and now being a Dynamos son, hordes of CAPS United faithfuls allegedly ganged up and meted out street justice to the hapless player at the giant National Sports Stadium after the Green Machine (3) – Money Bags (1).
Monica is infamous for her “Sele” dances in the CAPS United City-End bay at Rufaro stadium where she carelessly flaunts her assets to all and sundry when the Green Machine is in action.
This is not the first time that Monica has caused a stir as four seasons back, two bulls – David Kutyauripo and Method Mwanjali -  once engaged in dog-fight over her, the clash that saw the players not cooperating in the field of play as a sign of permanent feuds over the grey area.
Each time Kutyauripo received a pass from Mwanjali, he evaded it and the reverse also used to happen and CAPS United lost a lot of chances without the technical bench noticing it.
Reason: “When Method was left in the custody of Monica by Kutyauripo, he pried into the illegal zone and helped himself to his friend’s territory.”
However, impeccable sources say Monica and Kutyauripo have never been legally married and had all along been cohabiting, the position that was once confirmed by CAPS United son, Marvel Samaneka to this publication.
In a related matter football, prodical son Kutyauripo is contemplating rejoining CAPS United as he is allegedly having a tough time with Callisto Pasuwa, Dynamos coach.
Sources say “Diva Dollar” is close to sending his emissaries to CAPS United director Farai Jere for a “truce” for him to be accepted back into the “Green Machine” fold*